Artificial intelligence’s bubblitude fizzes with circular transactions, risk concealment, and exotic real-estate debt finance. In a frenzy to build AI data centers, Big Tech recently borrowed and bonded more money in 11 weeks than in the previous three years combined. More than a thousand new data centers are under construction or planned nationwide. Though they don’t yet know how many of those facilities will eventually materialize, energy suppliers are using AI data centers’ ravenous appetite for electrons to justify vast new investments in gas and nuclear power plants and the revival of uneconomic coal plants, claiming that all are needed to win the AI arms race and keep the lights on.